Shenanigans & Tomfoolery
In which Sarah explains tier benefits and pricing.
Welcome to the Bog.
If you’re here, you already have good taste. Questionable decision-making, maybe. You did choose to follow a couple of Crones who love to stir up trouble. But 100% on that good taste. 👏
Here’s the deal with our tiers:
Free Tier
You’re in. That’s it. That’s the perk.
You get a front-row seat to the shenanigans: public posts, updates, and the occasional unhinged confession. No pressure. No commitment. Just vibes and tomfoolery.
Paid Tier
This is where it gets real.
PROMO PRICING: $5/month and $50/year through the month of April, 2026. This is your pricing for as long as you remain subscribed.
Here are the perks we’re stirring up in our cauldron for you:
Everything Free Subscribers get PLUS:
Polls, because your opinions are frankly too good to waste
Anthology-inspired playlists
Shoutouts in the community (yes, we will hype you by name)
Digital merch once its available
A front row seat to AMAs and the upcoming Crones podcast
Invites to anthology release parties
Short story writing lessons
You’re not just a reader at this level. You’re in the bog with us.
Crones Tier
For the fully unhinged. We mean that as a compliment. We might even let you stir the cauldron. Maybe.
PROMO PRICING: $100/year through the month of April, 2026. This is your pricing for as long as you remain subscribed.
Everything above, plus:
Everything Paid Subscribers get PLUS:
Random guest appearance opportunities on the podcast
Handwritten thank you notes—yes, by hand; yes, from Nicole and Sarah
Physical merch when it’s available
Entry into release day book box raffles
This tier is for the readers who want in. In the story. In the process. In the chaos.
Most importantly…
Your subscription fees go toward our operating expenses. We curate these anthologies for charity so the ultimate perk for each and every subscriber is knowing you’re helping us help others.
If you’re enjoying our content but aren’t ready to commit to a subscription, you can drop a tip here. No strings, just your support for our mission. 🖤
Thank you for enabling our shenanigans.
The Crones 🖤